• Control O’Dreary as he takes all passengers’ money!
• Eat the cabin crew that don’t pull their weight!
• Get rich quick!
Only €10, just for the Nokia!
Oh, goodie. Another social networking fad to update.
Anyway, we're an airline flying around Europe charging very little (well, plus taxes and surcharges) to a bunch of moaning Europeans who complain about being 'treated badly'.